Ways to Annoy Galbatorix
1.Add ‘But who cares?’ after you say ANYTHING to him. (Ex. “Eragon got away from Murtagh again, but who cares?)
2. Sing Weird Al’s “Jerry Springer Song”.
3. Repeatedly sing ‘I've got a lov-ally bunch of co-co-nuts - a deeddly-deeddly - there they are a-standing in a row...’ whenever the two of you are in the same room, no matter who else is there.
4. Paint the palace cat blue and add paper spikes. Take it to Galbatorix and scream ‘LOOK! I CAUGHT SAPHIRA!’
5. Get all of his Urgals to sing ‘We All Live in a Yellow Submarine’
6. Stand on his desk for two hours holding a spork.
7. Tell him you have important news. Whisper in his ear ‘The sky is falling.’ See how he reacts.
8. Wake him at two in the morning and ask him very personal questions.
9. Make a picture of him as a crazy squirrel/dragon/beaver and give it to him.
10. Paint his room pink with fairies, unicorns, and fluffy bunnies on the walls.
11. Color his furniture with spring and Easter colors.
12. Make Shruiken look like a cute newborn hatchling with a red a bow on his neck:
13. Put a whoopee cushion on his seat when he’s about to start a meeting.
14. Throw a rock at his head, call “Heads!”
15. Teepee his room, and the guards outside the room.
16. Smile strangely whenever you’re around him.
17. While he eats, lean over to him whisper in his ear “pudding”
18. When he looks at you strangly put the pudding on his head and run away screaming “GALBY HAS A STRANGE HAT!” before he can react.
19. Repeatedly remind him that all the forsworn are dead.
20. Tell Eragon and Murtagh that Glabatorix sucks his thumb when he sleeps.
21. Dress up Shurican as a bunny, go to Galbatorix and say “TRICK OR TREAT!”
22. Send his army to Dary Queen and tell him that they got eaten by the dary queens.
23. Warn him about the Christmus ghosts on Christmus Eve.
28. Watch Eragon steal the remaining eggs , that Galbatorix assigned you to look after.
29. Introduce him to Chease, from Fosters home for imaganary friemds.
30. tell him that Aria is watching him…..secreately.
31. Play all you need is love throughout the day.
32. play “do you like Waffles” at breackfest, and throw a waffle at him.
33. tell him that he feels like a farie princess
34. run up to him and say “bother” poke him and run away.
35. Tell him the boggie man is after him.
36. give him a scary movie and tell him that he must watch it.
37. scre him in the middle of the night.
38. find out if he’s ticklish, if he is never let him forget him.
39. when you’re trying to get his attention constantly say “Galbe Galbe Galbe Galbe Galbe Galbe GAAAALLLLLBEEETOOOORRIIIXXXX!”
40. give him a bom for Christmus.
41. hide a pipe bom in closet
42. grab it when he asks of the ticking and say "i found the source of the ticking its a pipe bom!"
43. when he orders you to do something say “I must obay the Taco man”
And act like a zombie.
44. when he turns red from anger and starts to attack u, tap his shoulder and say "you're it!" and run away.
45. warn him that the nice young men in their nice white coats are coming to take him away.
46. Teach the Varden how to use gernades, explosives and guns.
